Saturday, October 25, 2008
Relationship Problems
After a rocky five-year relationship with his lawnmower, Stewart has decided to end the relationship and move on. It was pretty one-sided, Stewart provided a lot of nice gifts for the mower (filters, plugs, oil, gas, and a $2 gasket air cleaner that that cost $14 to mail). But the mower never really reciprocated and left Stewart feeling depressed much of the time because he felt that he brought more to the relationship than the mower did. Stewart is going to take a break for a few months and then look for a new long-term relationship in the spring with a confident, reliable lawnmower that is willing to work on the relationship and not spend so much time sleeping in the garage and wasting Stewart's cash.
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What in the world is that? What font did you use, hieroglyphics? Is this about your relationship with your lawnmower? Maybe you and the lawnmower need counseling. :)
ReplyDeleteI laughed a lot when I read Stewart's blog. Stewart has spent a lot of time lately trying to start this mower and with our handy neighbor, taking apart the mower to figure out the problem(s). I think it has outlived its productive years. Time to take it to the dump!
ReplyDeleteSo can anyone read this now? I deleted all the HTML and the photo so hopefully it is legible now.
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